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I’m afraid of tonight’s episode of Glee so I won’t be watching it on the big screen.

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Round two of the poll is open, vote Faberry!
Best comment award goes to:
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“Daddy, I want you to meet my fiancee, Finn”
“Grab my gun Leroy, he must have followed me back from the island”
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omfg
OMFG. THIS IS THE BEST THING OF MY FUCKING LIFE. I CANNOT CONTAIN MY GIGGLES
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YHERE ATE ACTUAL TEARS STRWAMING DOWB MY FACE
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIOHMTYGOD MY STOMACH HYRTS FROMS L;AUGHING DSO HARD
This was a bad idea to watch in this crowded starbucks lol
ai cmrying!!!
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I’M LIVING IN A COCOON OF HORROR
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my older sister (bless her soul) just bought me

KRISTEN: So the day of my birthday we’re sitting in the living room and we hear a knock at the door, and he [Dax] says, “Your present’s here, why don’t you go grab the dogs and go in the back room.” And I had no context for knowing what it was. But I grab the dogs, walk into the back room of the house, and I was immediately overcome and I thought there’s a sloth here. There’s a sloth here, it’s close, it’s gonna happen! And I didn’t know how to process that because my entire life had been waiting for this moment where I would get to interact - I’m serious! - with a sloth. And I, first thing you should know about me: if I’m not between a 3 and a 7 on the emotional scale, I’m crying. If it’s too sad, if I’m too excited. Always. […] So I am sitting on my bed knowing that a sloth is here. I start to have a full-fledged panic attack. I don’t know how to compete with all this emotion so I just kind of crawl up on the bed and I’m crying so hard and Dax knocks on the door and he has a video camera like, “SURPRISE! I want you to come out into the — are you alright?!” And sees me basically fetal on the bed.
ELLEN: I think you brought a little footage of that, I cannot wait to see it.
KRISTEN: I did. It’s worth watching ‘cause it’s embarrassing, so we can take a look.
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- I can’t believe you would do all this for me.
- I admit, I like to live life in the grey area. But the way I feel about you.. is crystal clear.
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